Friday, November 2, 2012

Sea creatures

The beauty of animated film is that not only would these little squid/octopus/tentacley things be incredibly unattractive and not at all adorable in real life, but also they would be terrifying. If this was life action, it would be a horror film. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DELIVERY MAN!


Sunday, January 22, 2012

E is for Electricity

It's because people want to have hope that they can overcome, have adventures, have bad things happen and then end up glad about their sorry little lives. And yet for some reason, happy endings still don't get enough respect. Nobody has enough respect for simple, figure-it-out on your own, basically innate psychology.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

For when you just want to hang upside-down

Just call me. Call me and I'll be around.



Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top
Watch that fringe an' see how it flutters
When I drive them high-steppin' strutters
Nosy pokes will peak through their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yellow, the upholstery's brown
The dashboard's genuine leather.